Insane & Cool
So, not much time to write this weekend. I didn't get any quality time with my laptop, which I'm supposed to pay today.
Let's get started with the reason for this entry. Last week was super funny, and I know I have to write it down, 'cause that's what I said I would do with this blog! Here goes.
Tuesday (I swear that's when the week started) this buddy from the dojang phoned asking me to play wingman in a bar he was going to with a friend's girlfriend. So, after I left some undone work in the office (if work got finished, the company would have to close, right?), I got to the bar. My buddy, the girl (Sandra) and her friend (Rita) had already drunk some beers, so I tried to catch up. I started a little campei game, which ended up being a solo game, 'cause the girls wouldn't drink the whole bottle. However, it had a very interesting effect: According to the girls, I started getting funnier! No matter what I said (I really can't remember what was I talking about) they would laugh at it. And suddenly, the best thing of the week happened, the one thing that made aaaall the bugs from work not matter, what made me forget about how sad I feel about Seinfeld's last episode, the one thing that makes Darth Vader's-birth's lameness irrelevant happened, Sandra said in a really funny voice: I'm laughing 'cause you're like SO cute! I have no idea what I had said, but that I remember!! There you have it, I always knew it. I've been telling it to girls for decades, and they wouldn't believe me, but it's true! Yay for drunken-me!! Which also proves how easy it can be for girls to manipulate me.
Well, then, Rita said she had to go home. She had to study or something. I think maybe she was scared that I campei'ed like 4-5 beers, and I was driving. I DID drive over a corner, but no big deal, I do that even sober. So, when we got to the next spot, I ate something, and settled down to not campei'ing my drinks.
Now, this I remember, Sandra wanted to dance. So, as I can never say no to a pretty girl, I HAD to dance (you know I hate it, but with the "So cute" line, I would have danced on the stage), but it was cool. I must have been drunk without noticing, 'cause she kept laughing.
Then, another super cool thing happened, this friend of hers arrived, and like to get him angry or something, Sandra started dancing with me and my buddy, leaving the dude standing on a corner!! You know I love making people mad. This guy looked really pissed. Too bad I had to get back home to go to work. Seriously, I got to stop doing that. Well, this one is pretty long already, so we'll leave dancing with that other girl and almost crashing my car for the next one. GREAT FREAKING WEEK!!
Let's get started with the reason for this entry. Last week was super funny, and I know I have to write it down, 'cause that's what I said I would do with this blog! Here goes.
Tuesday (I swear that's when the week started) this buddy from the dojang phoned asking me to play wingman in a bar he was going to with a friend's girlfriend. So, after I left some undone work in the office (if work got finished, the company would have to close, right?), I got to the bar. My buddy, the girl (Sandra) and her friend (Rita) had already drunk some beers, so I tried to catch up. I started a little campei game, which ended up being a solo game, 'cause the girls wouldn't drink the whole bottle. However, it had a very interesting effect: According to the girls, I started getting funnier! No matter what I said (I really can't remember what was I talking about) they would laugh at it. And suddenly, the best thing of the week happened, the one thing that made aaaall the bugs from work not matter, what made me forget about how sad I feel about Seinfeld's last episode, the one thing that makes Darth Vader's-birth's lameness irrelevant happened, Sandra said in a really funny voice: I'm laughing 'cause you're like SO cute! I have no idea what I had said, but that I remember!! There you have it, I always knew it. I've been telling it to girls for decades, and they wouldn't believe me, but it's true! Yay for drunken-me!! Which also proves how easy it can be for girls to manipulate me.
Well, then, Rita said she had to go home. She had to study or something. I think maybe she was scared that I campei'ed like 4-5 beers, and I was driving. I DID drive over a corner, but no big deal, I do that even sober. So, when we got to the next spot, I ate something, and settled down to not campei'ing my drinks.
Now, this I remember, Sandra wanted to dance. So, as I can never say no to a pretty girl, I HAD to dance (you know I hate it, but with the "So cute" line, I would have danced on the stage), but it was cool. I must have been drunk without noticing, 'cause she kept laughing.
Then, another super cool thing happened, this friend of hers arrived, and like to get him angry or something, Sandra started dancing with me and my buddy, leaving the dude standing on a corner!! You know I love making people mad. This guy looked really pissed. Too bad I had to get back home to go to work. Seriously, I got to stop doing that. Well, this one is pretty long already, so we'll leave dancing with that other girl and almost crashing my car for the next one. GREAT FREAKING WEEK!!
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